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Being curious, i went up to the staff room..had a rough idea what is gg to happen..SOP..
True enuf...
Then i went down to SP for trg lah..kick abit to sweat out..nothing much. I proceeded to dears place to collect my bd present from him..was wondering what he bought for me..
A wallet? I just bought one recently mah..so i dun think he will buy for me..
A vibrator? Noooo...he said i dun nid one since i prefer the real action..
Imagine my pleasant surprise when i saw this...
*GASP!!!!* Oh my goodness!! Dear! You shouldn't have!
(Just kidding..pls dun stop)
YEAH!!! COACH BAG!! LALALALALALALALA!!
THATS NOT ALL! Evelyn, his colleague, whom i happen to be v close with, cos both of us also xiao char boh kind..bought me THIS..
WAH!!! 2 COACH PRODUCTS IN ONE NITE!! WHOO HOO~~!! I am one happy
:D
Ok, you see the photo? Our school is very near to the HDB flat right?
Not our fault that HDB decides to build one so near to a building that contains 1500+ hyperactive, still growing(some are pain in the arse), full of energy kids right?
So what happened was we were having the sports day in the parade square, which is right smack beside this flat. And you can imagine the amount of noise generated by hyperactive, still growing(some are pain in the arse), full of energy kids right? Guess what?? KENA COMPLAINED!
This auntie complained that we made so much noise that she cant sleep. Somemore she is on the night shift so she needs her rest. That i can understand.
She threatened to complain to MOE. That i also can understand. Singaporeans mah. Anything just complain.
But what i cannot understand is that she actually has the cheek to suggest that we tell the kids
NOT TO CHEER AT ALL~!!!!
YOU TELL ME LAH! HOW TO TELL THE KIDS NOT CHEER AT ALL??!?! SPORTS DAY LEH!! NO CHEER??? THEN WHAT? SPORTS DAY FOR THE MUTE? THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL CONDUCT IT AT A GRAVEYARD! WAH LAN EH!
Come on! When they bought the house, they dun know my building is a school??? What does it looks like?? Tiong Bahru Hospital?!!!? Sheesh~~
Anyway, next to happier things.. TEACHERS DAY CELEBRATION!! This was taken from the control room above.
Afterwards, i helped Mr Chan to open up his LAST YEAR'S teachers day presents and this year's presents. So boh sim hor? Last yr presents keep until now. I told him i will scream if i see a worm crawl out of his presents.
Last year's presents...alot hor..students blind to give him so many presents..
Did you guys notice the significant decrease in the number of presents for this year? Tsk tsk tsk...Mr Unpopular....HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Then we had our Teachers Day Dinner @ The Legends at Fort Canning. My principal giving a speech. You must be wondering why the Batman and Zorro. You see, the theme was Hollywood/Bollywood night. Ray was the Batman and Abe was Zorro.
Then Someone actually gave me an idea on what to wear for the dinner cos i was in a dilemma cos no clothes to wear mah. He suggested that i can go as The Incredible Hulk.....Oh did i mention? The guy who suggested that is now dead, and his body submerged somewhere below Kallang River.
No lah! I did not kill him! But he is as good as a dead duck from now on.
Ray Ray and Abe. Ray was complaining the whole night that its too bloody hot in that suit! I sure gg to miss him when he leaves us next yr. :_(
Mr Dick Tracy!! Hehehehehe..OH! And some of you may know, its my birthday. So among those angbaos i collected, (Thank you!) this is another present i recd from Aidah and Sum.
Imagine my shock when i saw the brand? They know my cup size meh? Lacy? Half Cup?
Or *gasp* see-throughs?!?!??!
CHEY!!!
PS: I love all my presents! Thank you dear, irene, xueting, ah fat, xingde, george, robin and my teachers for the well wishes and presents. I love you guys! :D
祝我生日快乐！
祝我生日快乐！
祝我生日快乐！
Was on a course sponsored by MOE 2 weeks ago and part of this course includes a field trip somewhere. We were supposed to go to ISD but too last min, so cannot go. :(
In the end, we went to LTA gallery. Was rather informative.
The gallery showcased the past, present and future land transport of Singapore. This chap here was known as the 'Rattan Man and Traffic Lights'. With such a name, no wonder that guy is frozen with humiliation.
Trishaw! Wld you believe that i have never ever sat on a trishaw before?? So of course i must take this opportunity to climb onto 1.
Models of the old school buses.
Cute right? Old tickets and a bag that the conductor would normally carry.
I honestly do not know know what this is.
Oh~!! So it is a Tunnel Boring Machine. The machine must be very bored from being with the tunnel MUAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!! Ok lame~~~~
Ever wondered how come we have so many different coloured number plates in Singapore?
Now you know ah~!
Ultimately, I had a rather interesting tour there. Short, but interesting. But I hope to go to ISD the next time. I want to see the place where Mr Nasi Lemak was brought to the first time.
NEXT! MY HUMBLE HOUSE!! The food was very very nice!! Exquisite lah..and i tell you, nothing humble at all about the whole thing. The only thing humble at the end of the day was the wallet.
Luckily, not my wallet. HEHHEHEHEH!!
This irritating napkin kept on slipping from my lap onto the floor. I had to get it changed twice.
Interior of the place..
The view outside..
The food came next!! This is the appetiser. Foie gras, with slightly burnt sugar base, on a piece of watermelon with mango sauce on it. Heavenly! The watermelon masked any funny smell of the foie gras.
This is known as 青衣 aka parrot fish. But the texture tastes like codfish. It also has my fav food below. EGG WHITE!!
Very nice! :D Then we had this tantalising 酸辣汤 but i forgot to take a photo of it. :(
Cos we had some really strong flavoured appetisers so the waitress gave us one glass of lime juice to wash away the taste so that we can 品尝better the following dishes. Oh, did i mention that the service there was excellent as well? They practically explained each and every dish each time it was being served.
MY FAV! BEEF!! Their beef was done to perfection! Very tender and yet not too bloody.
This is known as spinach tofu with golden mushroom. Nothing special but still good nonetheless.
This is mee sua, also nothing special.
Next, its the highlight of the
DANG~DANG~DANG~DANG~
DESSERT!! THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST DESSERT THAT I HAVE EVER TASTED!! The orange cup is pumpkin with coconut ice cream. The cup in the middle is lemongrass jelly, which tasted very Thailand. And the last cup is avocado with coffee. And they have fruits that comes along wih a small cup of chocolate, majiam fondue like tat.
One word to describe.
SUPERB!
Oh oh! Forgot to mention. The dessert came with dry ice underneath it so you can imagine the scene made by 5 big bowls of dry ice. 有如腾云架空的感觉 woh!!
As all of you can see, we have a very very satisfying dinner, thanks to Mdm Ng aka Godmother.
Bill?
$793.00
They should change their name from 寒舍 to 贵舍.
PS: As you will know, I tend to be rather noisy when eating. So Raymond Chan gave me a new nickname. He said since I am like a 开心果, I should call myself,
Pista-chio Lee
:D
1) Report Book (RB): Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
Real Meaning (RM): She has a mouth that never stops yacking.
2) RB: She exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.
RM: The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term.
3) RB: Her athletic ability is marvellous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
RM: The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away.
4) RB: Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
RM: He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met.
5) RB: She is an endless fund of energy and viability.
RM: The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for 5 minutes.
6) RB: Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
RM: He was caught cheating on a test.
7) RB: Your son enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
RM: He's a bully.
SIGH.... (you need a fingerprint to access the house, no use keys one), Grey Ferrari..
SIGH..
SIGH..Red Ferrari
ALL VERY SWEE RIGHT!!?!!?! Too bad, none of it is mine.. :(
They belong to my aunt. I was there yesterday to celebrate her daughter's birthday. Lucky girl. Btw, who is Hannah Montana?? Cos the whole gym room was decorated using her balloons and her cake is a BIG KICK ASS Hannah Montana cake. Even the door gifts for the daughter's friends are Hannah Montana! Of cos the boys did not get those. They had Billabong for door gifts.
OH OH! I MUST SHOW YOU GUYS THIS!
TA~DA~!
YES! A LIFT! MY AUNT HAS A LIFT INSTALLED IN HER HOUSE! My god! I told her that what is lacking now is just an escalator! And it cost her $100,000 over to install it. EXCLUDING yearly maintenance hor. 4 levels in total.
And you know for us commoners who stays in HDB and condo, we have lock and key for our bedroom doors right? For her, no. You want to open the door, you have to press a white flap button on the side before the door will open. You know, like those kind in offices. Cool huh? :D But then hor, like tat how to lock huh? Nvm, continue.
So while we were exploring the big maze (yes, it is so big you can get lost in it. And if you play hide and seek with your friends, pls make sure that you have enough snacks and drinks to sustain you for days in ur hiding place, because it will take the seeker that long to find you. That is, IF the seeker ever finds you lah.)
Ok, anyway, while we exploring, we saw this..
OUTDOOR JACUZZI!! Shiok leh! And you dun have to worry abt peeping toms because you are surrounded only by trees, forest and urns.
Did I say URNS??? Yup, you heard read correctly. There is this temple sort of place where they place the urns, just right beside the house. Great company huh? :p You dun have to worry abt loneliness at all.
Well, I left ard 5pm while the rest of my cousins went swimming.
So all in all, had a nice tour to my aunts place. So, here comes the most impt qn.
谁要做我表姑的亁女儿 or 亁儿子?
MUAHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!!
DISAPPOINTED....
Mr B received a sms from his fren jio-ing him to see Cao Ge concert and the immediate thought that came to Mr B's mind was:
Cao Ge = 草歌 = Grass Song
And he nearly replied his fren 'Nah, I dun like country songs'.
Because to him,
Cao Ge = 草歌 = Grass Song = Country Songs
Luckily he did not.
Or else i would have died laughing.
